Five Hundred Words

A one “l” lama is a religious leader.  A two “l” lama is a furry, cloven hoofed pack animal.  What is a three “l” lama?

A large fire in Boston.

I have but one joke that includes llamas, which I shared while visiting my friend’s farm where she raises, among other things, llamas.

Llamas are gentle beasts, though any prey animal will act defensively.  A nasty kick may await a man who makes them feel threatened.  My friend reports that llamas are very protective of their territory and will provide security for other livestock, … Continue Reading

My aging Dodge minivan began to show its age a few months ago. Already on its second transmission, the old gal’s 3rd gear began to intermittently jump in and out at highway speeds. This van was assembled in 1994, four years before the Germans took over, 13 years before Cerberus and 15 years before the Government took it over and arranged a shotgun marriage with Fiat.

I can say it has been a solid used car. I have never, and probably never will, buy a car new. Used cars make far more financial sense, even accounting for repair … Continue Reading

Mind if I call you Bruce?

I have fond memories of The Muppet Show